Apparently I Bought The MacBook POS Model

For those of you who are keeping tabs on my progress with Apple....I just got my MacBook back from the South, on Friday. Within one day it started to shut itself down randomly. So, I took it back to the so-called Genius Bar. After waiting 30 minutes past my appointment time, I finally got to talk to a Genius. Said Genius tried to kiss my a** by complimented my shoes. ...

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99 to 100

Today, I did the unfathomable (say that three times fast). I went from being 99 yrs old to 100. I just want to thank members of the academy, and all those who made it possible for me to make it this far. You know who you are (Little Belly, Lorax, Nipples, Reno, OWH, Bayou, Dirty Lisa, Dr. Mel, etc.) I just saw "Little Miss Sunshine". Everyone go see that right now. I ...

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Macbook Woes Strike Again

"Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water OR Game over man, game over....Upon receiving my gloriously repaired MacBook, and several weeks of consistent usage, I find that the damn thing has crapped out in another fashion. As I sit here, I can't help but be frustrated by the new affliction...a squishy/mushy trackpad button. What does that mean, you say? It means ...

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Melissa Etheridge

OK, I don't really watch that show ROCK STAR on TV. IT's that reality show where rockstar wannabes try out for a famous band. Last season was INXS, and now it's SUPERNOVA (w. Gilbey Clark, Tommy Lee, Jason Newsted). What I don't understand is why every freakin' female singer wants to sound like Melissa F*ing Etheridge. I mean, Melissa does her thing well, but why would anyone want to ...

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What’s that sound…oh it’s me falling down the stairs/Rough Draft

So this week, already nursing a sprained ankle, I fell down the stairs coming out of my kitchen. Landing on concrete is fun, which is what I did last week on that short parody film. So, I feel like an old man, except I ripped my shoulder muscle instead of breaking my hip, which is the de factor injury for anyone over 50, right? I'm on the mend after a brutal ...

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Macbook Returns

This morning I awoke to a pounding on the door. I was happy to see our regular FedEx guy with a box shaped similarly to my original MacBook box.Anyway, the computer came back with a whole new chassis, new battery asssembly, new (h)eat sink, and looks brand spanking new.So, I have to say, I am happy with the turnaround and the quality of the work. It's nice ...

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Macbook in the Shop

After a series of strange events involving my brand new MacBook, I dropped it off at the Apple store for repair (which gets sent to Tennessee or something).Apparently (and I'm not alone here), the thing overheats to the point where the bottom is too hot to touch, and even the case around the keyboard itself is starting to come unglued. Finally, the computer won't recognize that the wall adaptor ...

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